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Bloody Mary Recipe

Bloody Mary Recipe





















1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) vodka
1/2 cup tomato juice
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
Worcestershire sauce to taste
Tabasco to taste
1 celery stick for garnish
1 lemon wedge for garnish


Combine the vodka, the tomato juice, the lemon juice, the Worcestershire sauce, the Tabasco, 1 cup ice cubes, and salt and pepper to taste, shake the mixture well, and strain it into a tall glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish the Bloody Mary with the celery stick and the lemon wedge.

How to Watch Free Movies Online

How to Watch Free Movies Online

This is very easy.

1. Visit a website called http://www.movieswatchfree.net/

2. Search what movie you would like to watch.

3. Click on one of the links, let buffer, and watch movies.

5 Unanswered Questions

5 Unanswered Questions

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?

What is a May Pole?

What is Maypole?

Maypole is a long wooden pole used to celebrate May Day or to celebrate midsummer.

It stands in position all year long and is usually repainted or replaced right before May begins. Many times they are short though so they are easy to maintain.

They are decorated with flowers and leaves to signify the new season. They are many times draped with greenery and have ribbons at the top.

Maypole's have many religious significance depending on which culture you are in.

What is thought of as the "traditional" maypole is a relatively recent development of the tradition. This comes from the Italian dances performed in mid-19th century theatricals. It is usually shorter and plainer maypole that people (usually school children) perform dances around, weaving the ribbons in and out to create striking patterns.

Utah girl shrinking

Utah girl shrinking

Maggie Agnew is a beautiful 10 month old baby girl. Her parents, Michelle and Sean Agnew realized that she was not getting bigger but instead smaller. They took her to the doctors but they had no answers. She was later brought to the Boston Children's Hospital specialists.

“So, she’s getting plenty of calories, but her body is burning all the calories that she is getting, and they don’t where it’s going to,“ said Maggie’s father, Sean Agnew.

Maggie has other problems: She was born with three holes in her heart, although two have now sealed. Her esophagus is the size of a premature infant, and she has breathing problems.

She is quite the battler and hopefully she can win this one for us. She reportedly has a feeding tube but she continues to burn as many calories and more as she takes them in.

Hydroxycut Recall

Hydroxycut Recall


Once one of the most popular diet pills is now being pulled off of shelves everywhere. Government health officials are calling a recall for the pill all over the country.

The FDA is encouraging people to avoid using the product to avoid liver damage.

The product is advertised to be used with "natural ingredients" but clearly several ingredients are not so good for the body. It is more important to have a healthy liver than a flat stomach. Be cautious when using diet pills or when you are taking any type of supplement. Try something that has been around for years and has been approved by the FDA. Many times less is more, and clearly hydroxycut is not going to help anybody.

It accounts for about 90 percent of the market for weight loss supplements, with sales of about 1 million bottles a year.









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Long Time Las Vegas Performer Danny Gans Dead at 52

Danny Gans Dead at 52















Danny Gans died in his sleep at the age of 52 today. He is one of the most famous performers in the Las Vegas area. This one man helped to attract many people to Las Vegas. Danny Gans was a longtime singer, actor, and impressionist.

It was said that Danny Gans died suddenly in his sleep.

"All of us in The Mirage family are deeply saddened to learn of Danny's passing," Scott Sibella, president of The Mirage, said in a statement released through parent company MGM Mirage Inc. "We all knew of his devotion to his family and our hearts and prayers are with his wife and children."

Gans was found dead at 3 a.m. by his wife Julie.

Steve Wynn, chief executive of Wynn Resorts, called Gans' death "a profoundly tragic event that leaves us all sad and speechless."

Jokes May 1, 2009

Jokes May 1, 2009


Is there a Santa Claus?

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison--this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.





50 Dollars is 50 Dollars


Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!