Thursday, April 30, 2009

Who Wins? Double Knockout Video

The Double Knockout Video



Funny stuff, man throwing arms up in the air at the end must be the winner? Whoever gets up first? Weird Fight, not really sure who won but it is a good laugh.

Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft

Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft









http://www.clubtrillion.blogspot.com

A website keeping a man from joining the NBA draft.

Titus's view

"Today, (no this isn’t an FML) Dobo again approached me, only this time his face suggested that either the situation with the NBA had escalated or he found out that I was the one who spread peanut butter underneath his car handle door. [...] The NBA had called back and this time they demanded I pull my name out “or else.” I assume the “or else” meant they were going to make me do an NBA Catalog commercial like Larry Bird did in 1987. Despite the fact that I would have loved nothing more than to do a similar commercial, I realized that maybe the NBA isn’t an organization to be messed with and I pulled my name out."

Titus is not angry.

"Because of this, I’m not really all that upset about them treating me differently. In fact, I’m somewhat excited. I could very well be the first person in the history of the NBA to basically be told to go away."

John Floyd Thomas Jr.

John Floyd Thomas Jr.





















John Floyd Thomas Jr. is an ex-con who murdered over 25 white elderly citizens from the state of South Carolina.

While working as an insurance adjuster, John Floyd Thomas Jr. would rape and murder many single elderly white women. He was twice convicted and served over 10 years in a state prison. Unfortunately, police could still not solve the "westside rapists" case.

Thomas was arrested at his apartment in South Los Angeles last month and charged April 2 with murder in connection with the deaths of Ethel Sokoloff, 68, in the Mid-Wilshire area in 1972, and Elizabeth McKeown, 67, in Westchester in 1976.

“When all is said and done, Mr. Thomas stands to be Los Angeles’ most prolific serial killer,” said LAPD Robbery-Homicide Cold Case Det. Richard Bengston.

Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu

Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu

George and South Carolina recently joined the states with Swine Flu list. If you are living in these states be cautious, as the flu is spreading very fast. There are over 100 confirmed cases of it and several deaths.

Georgia's case is a 30 year old woman who just recently returned from Cancun Mexico. She returned home and reportedly felt flu-like symptoms and was hospitalized. She still remains very sick.

“She is beginning to show some modest signs of improvement (but) she is still a very seriously ill” patient, he said. None of the woman’s family or close contacts has shown any symptoms but they were started on antiviral medications as a precaution, said Dr. Susan Lance, director of the Office of Protection and Safety for Georgia Public Health.

Be sure to wash hands and eat healthy to keep yourself from getting the swine flu. Be careful of everything.

Lesbian? Kelly McGillis

Kelly McGillis recently announced that she is a lesbian





















Most known for being Tom Cruise's teacher in Top Gun, after years of speculation, Kelly McGillis confirms she is a lesbian. She announced to www.shewired.com that she was a lesbian.

"I'm done with the man thing," says McGillis, 51, who is twice married and twice divorced and has two teenage daughters. "I did that, I need to move on in life. It's a part of being true to yourself. That's been a challenge for me."

This was sometimes called Hollywood's worst kept secret considering many people knew for a while but now it is official.

Hopefully no guys reading this had a little crush on Kelly McGillis. Unless you like that lesbian thing then thats good for you. Any lesbian women? well there is a new fish in the sea.

Heat "Fired Up" After Josh Smith attempted dunk

Josh Smith missed attempted between the legs dunk vs the Miami Heat



After a game of many fouls, and a Dwayne Wade flagrant, Josh Smith attempts to rub it in the Miami Heat's face. Unfortunately for him, he missed.. Bad. He attempted to make a dunk which was very difficult as you can see in the video above and just embarassed himself. The Heat had a bad game, and the Hawk's were very dirty to begin the game. Dwayne Wade came down and got a flagrant foul which the Hawk's took advantage of hitting more than 10 field goals in a row taking a commanding lead after the first half.

In Game 6 with the Hawk's up 3-2 I would expect to see many more dirty hits.

What does Obama Mean in Japanese?

What does Obama Mean in Japanese?














Our U.S. presidents name does translate in Japanese. What it translates to is "Little Beach."

There is a small town in Japan named Obama which supported Obama in his presidency. They became a famous small town wearing Obama T-shirts and helping to support our current United States president.

Obama was given a letter, a DVD, and chopsticks from the small town.

Obama thanked the city "for your support and encouragement and thank you for your thoughtful gift."

Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton

Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton

This is from an e-mail sent from the Kilpatrick Stockton law firm

“Good morning,

Please remain in our space until further notice. Metropolitan Police Department are currently responding to an unconscious male with a gunshot wound to the head on the 11th floor of Kilpatrick & Stockton. We are contacting building management to determine further information.

We will keep you posted.

Thank you.”


It is reported that Mark Levy committed suicide on the 11th floor of the law firm. Levy was one of the attorneys that was laid off on Tuesday by the firm.


“There was a death at Kilpatrick Stockton earlier today. At this point, it is inappropriate for us to comment further. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the attorney's family and colleagues.”


There was an unconscious male with a gunshot wound on the 11th floor.

Nikki Catsouras Car Crash

nikki catsouras accident photos
nikki catsouras accident pictures





This is her family. Her family asks that you do not see the photos of the car crash as they are very sad and graphic. Nikki Catsouras was speeding in a very expensive sports car and was decapitated. Days later, photos were leaked on the internet from the scene.

California Highway Patrol apologized for the leaked pictures; two CHP dispatchers were to blame. One man's attorney said that he sent the images to relatives and friends "as a cautionary tale" to warn them of the dangers of the road. "Any young person that sees these photos and is goaded into driving more cautiously or less recklessly-that's a public service."

Many people on the internet were very mean towards Nikki following the car crash. People called her stupid, spoiled, and felt worse for the Porsche than they did for her.

The family wants there to be a law and some kind of system in cyberspace to keep pictures like these from showing up all over the web. It is hard to see these things when it is someone you are close to, and it is always important to keep yourself away from this. I did not post the pictures for a reason and I recommend you don't search for them.

Daily Jokes April 30, 2009

Daily Jokes April 30, 2009



1. Funny Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **********

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **********

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **********

Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" **********

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **********

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." **********

On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." **********

At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout." **********

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **********

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action." **********

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **********

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **********

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **********

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **********

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **********

Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **********

In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **********

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in & get fed up." **********

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." **********

And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." **********



2. Blonde In Snowstorm

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to the parking lot and wondered how she was going to make it home.

She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her snowy situation. She then remembered her daddy's advice that if she ever got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snowplow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signalled for her to roll down her window.

The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Home Depot next.